the wiz wiz story...

miles knows the real word for his private part, but he thinks it's funny to call it his wiz wiz. with that said, here is a conversation miles and i had the other night while i was cooking dinner.  please understand there was no reference of this or conversation that preceded this conversation, to make him think about this...

i was standing in the kitchen, miles just came out of the bathroom and with all seriousness he asks me...

miles:  mom, have you ever wondered what it's like to have a wiz wiz?

me: (taken by total surprise) no, not really.

miles: well, it's good, it's comfortable.

me: (trying not to burst out laughing in his face) that's good, i'm glad your comfortable.

miles walks off into the other room, and i finish cooking dinner, cracking up on the inside.

where does he come up with this stuff????